Jokes01: if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”

Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.”

The teacher responded by saying, “That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Peter, how would you say it?” Peter said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”

“That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us your good manners?”
I would say: “Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you’ll get to meet after dinner.”

The teacher fainted.

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sources taken from my email.
I dunno know who is the author.
Just to share, hope that it will bring you a smile~~:)

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4 Responses to Jokes01: if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?

  1. Whatever Me says:

    lol! old but still very coooooooool

    keep up 🙂 nice blog

  2. wiwiwawa says:

    Out-dated? Is it??
    Hahaha,maybe quite a long time, I do not check for my mail already.
    Anyway,thanks for visiting. 😛

  3. Whatever Me says:

    thanks wiwiwawa!
    and keep visiting my blog too 😉

  4. yongsheng says:

    very good joke 🙂

    i’ll post it soon.

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